All 3 game Reviews


SANDY HOOKS SHOOT EM UP SANDY HOOKS SHOOT EM UP

Rated 0 / 5 stars

Ridiculous! Egoraptor would never score higher than Jontron!


ZabuJard responds:

HAHAHA. this is my favorite review.


SOPANOID SOPANOID

Rated 5 / 5 stars

"U Mad Bro?"

I'm giving you a big ol' 10 for tearing that reviewer a new one! I swear this whole trolling fad is ruining online gaming for me and has gotten so much worse in the last couple years. I remember back in the day if you were new to a game, people would help you. Now they call you a noob and report you. wtf.


I-smel responds:

aaaaa shit's bin like that since Quake. The internet's always sucked, it's just that people don't say 1337 any more.

It is a lot worse now though, and 4chan absolutely does suck shit through a straw.


Shitty Fucking Art Game Shitty Fucking Art Game

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

FIF

I'm sure many a college student sitting in coffee shops on their macs using free internet are very upset at this...and for that i salute you.

I also salute you for referencing Reese Roper. WooT


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PsychoPop responds:

Five Iron is bomb, what can I say? I was mostly filling this up with references to smug philosophers and artists and whatnot, but I just had to put a few quotes and people I actually *liked* in the game to keep me from going insane.